I've been waiting for an opportunity to speak my mind about the bailout of the banks and the auto industry, but really haven't had a good opening until now... My epiphany came last night at the gym on the treadmill as I gazed at the TV in front of me. At the bottom of the screen was the caption: "
Porn Industry Bailout." I at first thought that maybe CNN had decided that being the liberal cable news network of record and getting trounced by Fox News wasn't enough so they had decided to become a cross between Comedy Central and Playboy Channel, but then watched the closed caption carefully as I worked out. Indeed the Porn Industry is seeking a bailout...
So my thoughts about a Porn Industry bailout ? Well I'll get back to them in a minute. First, I want to give you a flashback from almost five years ago as I sat in my bedroom listening to some debris bouncing against the outside of the house as I lived in Central Florida enduring the third major hurricane in 5 weeks...
(telephone ringing)I run across the room to answer the phone thinking maybe a member of my family or a friend might be in danger or in some sort of hurricane related trouble. Me: Hello ?My friends at GMAC: Hello, is this (my name) ?Me(in a scared tone thinking maybe it was the police telling me a loved one is dead due to Hurricane Jeanne): Yes it is.My friends at GMAC: I'm calling from GMAC Finance and was just wondering when you plan on making your car payment. You are 14 days behind your scheduled payment. Me: Well, I have the money and would make the payment, unfortunately, there's a tree blocking my driveway so I can't drive my car down to the post office which is closed incidently because right now there are category three hurricane winds outside.My friends at GMAC(after a pause): Well we just want to let you know this is the third time this year you've been late on your car payment and there is no excuse for it. You'd better get it taken care of immediately or we will have to take drastic measures...About a week later, I laughed as I heard a commercial on the radio in which GMAC said they were sympathetic to the needs of hurricane victims, blah, blah, blah, etc...So ever since then, I haven't been a fan of GM Motors or any of the "Big Three" for that matter. And so when I heard they were in trouble and needed a government bailout, I was, quite frankly, offended that my tax money would go to bailing out the auto industry.
Getting back to a porn industry bailout for a moment- I don't really look at porn anymore because I've been trying to make positive changes in my life. I have in the past, though, and don't really have anything against the porn industry for the most part other than it being a waste of time- I have dated a few strippers in the past(note to self: never date girls in the "adult entertainment industry" again), but I think a great deal of Americans, perhaps even most, would be offended if our government were to bailout the porn industry. So I am against a bailout of the porn industry because I don't think that the government should bailout an industry which a great many people find offensive. Likewise, I would hope that even though it is nostagic to root for the American automakers for many Americans, I would hope that many would be opposed to a bailout of the Big Three because it offends me (and perhaps others- such as those who almost faced death escaping from a
Ford Pinto which exploded many years ago). And I'm sure there are those who hate banks and don't want them bailed out either (come to think of it, I'm in that club as well which is why I bank at a credit union).
So the only solution I see is to not bailout
any industry lest we offend anyone. Does that mean the porn industry is going to go belly up ? Well no, there are enough dirty old men out there that the smart smut operators will still make money, even in the worst of economies. How about the auto industry ? Well, I think that cars have wider market appeal than porn and the smart automakers out there will find a way to survive- sadly the smart ones seem to be either Japanese or German ones... which means GM might have to have a garage sale and spin off Cadillac, Buick, Saturn, Pontiac, etc and just become Chevrolet Motors to survive. I'm sure GM et al can think of some way to survive. If not, they can become the 21st century equivalent of the milkman industry which failed to plan ahead and didn't see what 7-11's meant to their future until it was too late. Smart industries plan ahead, stupid ones fail... that's called free enterprise.
Speaking of free enterprise, you want a free enterprise solution to our economic woes ? How about the government remember the Constitution which says "We the People" ? and bail out the American taxpayer... like give every American taxpayer $100,000. Tell the banks and auto industry they're on their own. That would cost less than the bailout of corporate giants in the long run
and indirectly help those industries in need. A bunch of people would go out and buy cars which would help the auto makers. Hell, even if the auto industry still went belly up, the auto workers would have money to survive for a while and maybe even go to college. People in jeopardy of foreclosure would save their mortgage and others would put money in the bank so that bankers could go back to playing golf all day and having expensive junkets to the Bahamas. And yes, many a dirty old man would go out and buy lotsa porn saving the porn industry from imminent collapse.
But that solution would be too simple. Yes, it would be a huge bill and would certainly cause galloping inflation like we've never seen before in this country, but we'd be out of the pickle we're in and for once, we'd help everyone in America equally instead of corporate giants who got themselves (and us for that matter) in a huge mess. People might even start getting milk delivered to their house recreating that industry which the government never bothered to bail out years ago...
Weight: 223 pounds Body Fat: 33%